Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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