Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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