Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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