dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i think i scared a bird with my dick
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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