me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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