i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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