i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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