I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
