yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I am naked and annoyed.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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