After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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