He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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