she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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