is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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