He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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