After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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