sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I got inside last night via doggy door
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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