So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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