This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Your penis caused this!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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