So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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