You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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