FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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