Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Panties = found
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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