you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Girls should come with a carfax report
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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