a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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