Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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