HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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