at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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