Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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