I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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