is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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