Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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