At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
