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if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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