There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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