Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
zippers are such a cool invention
He felt like a one man threesome
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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