I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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