D3 body, D1 cock
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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