If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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