Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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