Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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