I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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