You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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