I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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