I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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