ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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