i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm like, not good at living.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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