So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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