this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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