i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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