Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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