But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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