summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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