Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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