Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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