She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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