the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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