i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
